so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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