What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Randomize
