Grow some girl-balls and come out already
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
