What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
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PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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