i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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