All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
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I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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