What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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