Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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