Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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