so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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