She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
i think i just naturally attract stoners
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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