her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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