Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.