the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.