You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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