What a fucking waste of an outfit
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Randomize
