do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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