Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Randomize
