She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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