no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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