you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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