dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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