And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Randomize
