Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
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Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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