i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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