sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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