Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
please come you make the beer taste better
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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