Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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