The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
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One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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