Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
