She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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