At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i already hear my dad disowning me
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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