you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i will never coherently bang her
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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