He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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