Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Why are your pants in the freezer?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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