I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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