Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Floor bacon is actually really good
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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