I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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