nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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