my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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