Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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