remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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