So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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its like you know when i get waxed
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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