Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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