yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
She just used a chaser for red wine.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
please don't ironically join a cult
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