You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
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i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
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Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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