Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
