Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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