why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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