i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
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