At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
we should paint friendship bongs
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