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(704): View more from North Carolina

we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over

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(530): View more from California

both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.

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(713): View more from Texas

As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..

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(520): View more from Arizona

I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth

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(760): View more from California

so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.

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(512): View more from Texas

You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.

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