My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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