At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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