This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
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